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June 29, 2006

Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera: The Difference Uncovered

So I ask Charmaine, isn't Britney Spears a God-fearing Jesus-loving celebrity superstar? Or is it Christina Aguilera?

"Britney Spears," says Charmaine, who knows all things cultural. Charmaine has the female X-chromosome, which, as scientists have proven, is absorbed from the inner pages of People Magazine. "She is oh-so spiritual," she says.

Not Christina Aguilera?

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"I don't think so," says Charmaine.

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Christina Aguilera

"Christina, Britney -- How would you know the difference?" I ask.

Charmaine says, "Britney is pregnant..."

"...And bare(foot) -- just the way I like 'em."

Charmaine doesn't laugh.

Britney, the church-going-girl might be making money, but she's not making a difference.

"So, there's no 'Christ' in Christina?" I ask.

Charmaine still doesn't laugh, "You're still not funny."

But she gives a thin smile.

I reply, even as my my extra Y-Chromosome rebels, "Yes dear."

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Thank you (foot)notes:

Britney linked by link in Human Events.

Basil's Blog has a picnic.

Visit Reasoned Audacity for the Uncensored version ... oh...never mind. Why bother?

Mudville Gazette has Open Post.

Dr. Starling Hunter is hosting the Carnival of the Vanities. So go vist.

Posted by Jack at June 29, 2006 02:14 PM

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