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October 06, 2005

W. Bruce Cameron's 8 Rules and Intellectual Property

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8 Simple Rules

Around 1999 or so I wrote an essay Dating Our Daughters based on materiel that made the web rounds sans copyright. Later I posted the piece to my static website. I credited Anonymous.

Anonymous no more, as many would recognize. 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter is the intellectual property of W. Bruce Cameron.

As penance, I bought his book (new!). And so should you.

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The Rules based on Cameron's work.

This posting is an unforced error correction with no admission of guilt. (Well, some guilt: I was raised Catholic.)

Thank you (foot)notes:

See a credited version at Reasoned Audacity.

Update: 12 Oct 2005 Grow a Brain was very gracious in providing a link to the old page.

12 Oct 2005 Blazer Blog has a similar version.

12 Oct Jamey Ragle has it too.

12 Oct Decadent Grace has a very kind link.

12 Oct Bits and Pieces also linked. I am honored. I wish I could take credit.

Posted by Jack at October 6, 2005 09:18 AM

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Jack:

Simply great stuff, particularly considering that I have two daughters matriculating at a local University. Both are outstanding students and fine athletes. My younger daughter, now a first year student at the University, befriended a young man who served as a coach at a pole vault camp. She became quite enamored with him and he passed my review with flying colors. However, early in the academic year and at an inopportune time, he unilaterally decided to end the relationship. My daughter was destroyed! Consequently, I wrote a brief email to the young man suggesting that I had misjudged his honor and integrity. Ultimately, I was "forced" to write an apology that went something like this: "I'm told that I need to apolgoize for my actions." PERIOD

Posted by: Paul T. Klenk at January 1, 2006 10:18 AM

These rules are just fascist bullcrap. I wish one of your daughters would date someone like the Columbine guys let's see how bullyish you are when you stare down the wrong end of a .44

Posted by: Rather Danny at January 2, 2006 06:03 AM

Rather Danny, I have stared down the wrong end of a rifle being held by a man who didn't share my world view.

I remember an adrenaline rush. I remember moving.

But I didn't blink.

And I'm still a bully -- especially when it comes to my girls.

Thanks for visiting.

Jack

Posted by: Jack Yoest at January 2, 2006 10:35 PM

Paul, you are much more a gentleman than the coach in question.

It sounds like a team of lawyers got involved in your forced apology.

What a sorry mess he made.

Thanks for writing,

Best,
Jack

Posted by: Jack Yoest at January 2, 2006 10:41 PM

Jack, thanks for adding the credit.

--W. Bruce Cameron

Posted by: W. Bruce Cameron at January 3, 2006 05:02 PM

As a mother of two beautiful daughters soon to be entering the "dating zone" I thank you for the guidelines. Very good!

Terri

Posted by: Terri at January 4, 2006 06:17 PM

Jack,

I enjoyed the ten rules for dating my daughter.

These rules will soon be passed all around the internet...young men beware!!!!!

Pierre Cutler
The Sacramento Executive
www.sacramentoexecutive.com

Posted by: Pierre at January 5, 2006 10:49 PM

[was this helpful?]

Hell Yah!

Staci

Posted by: Staci at January 10, 2006 10:00 AM

Bloody Fantastic Letter! I've emailed it to several of my buddies who have daughters.

Thanks for the laugh,

Joe Burlein
Former USAF

Posted by: Joe B at January 10, 2006 12:55 PM

Short Form:

Hey, guns shoot both ways old man.

Long Form:

Dear Jack,

I do not know you nor do I know your daughters. I stumbled upon your writings. I am writing to inform you that your trite ramblings are both unamusing as a joke and ineffective as a threat. Just so you understand, by acting as a bizarre false- tough-guy, you are condeming your daughters to living lives in which they must slake their thirst for love in the crotches of other men. I can say this statement with high likelyhood of accuracy since if you had raised decent daughters there would be no need for you to pathetically threaten their suitors. Indeed the suitors your, likely needy, daughters bring home likely are thinking in response to your empty threats "Guns shoot both ways old man!" which is to say 'they can buy a cheap guy and shoot someone just as you can.' Incidently I consider your mocking of the mentally ill who hear voices as cheap and pathetic, but in your defense you are probably too feeble minded to understand that there are others in this world with sorrows that ought not be mocked. Just to further clarify my point, I guess that I will never be within a thousand miles of your or your family and I have no intention of ever seeing you or your daughters, whom I suspect are as dull and borish as their old man. You truly are a disgrace to men in uniform, those tools and training from the Armed Forces where meant to defend freedom not to make impotent threats in defense the chastity of likely already sexually active daugthers. Do you daughters a favor and have a reasonable relationship with them so that they do not have to thrown themselves at men to have a loving father figure in their lives.
-cheers

Posted by: nothalo at January 14, 2006 12:39 AM

I see that not everyone has a sense of humor like us, Jack. I guess that my smiling while reading your hilarious rules would be unacceptable to others, so just know that I read them alone. This should keep me out of trouble with the lunatics.

Good work!
T. Jacobs

Posted by: T Jacobs at January 23, 2006 06:08 PM

Man that was absolutely hilarious..especially the one about the shotgun and the shovel..

:))

Posted by: Satya at January 30, 2006 09:58 AM

I've never been in favor of dating. So I'll better skip this article and wait for you to publish something worth reading.

Posted by: Kane at February 6, 2006 01:32 PM

That's a funny comedy! I would reccommend it!

Posted by: Sonia at March 19, 2006 08:06 AM

Hi Jack

Absolutely loved your rules, they rule!

I was reading it from a google search at 2 am in the morning (I am pregnant and some of us unlucky ones can suffer from sleep apneoa), I laughed so hard, I accidently husband almost woke up. I loved the rule about the half acre of land....very clever.

I have forwarded your link to my husband, just in case our new baby is a girl!


Again, thanks

Posted by: Phylicia Cohen at March 22, 2006 10:39 AM

Sir, Mr.Yoest Sir,
I have twin 15 year old daughters and have thought about this eventuality for a few years. I have to agree with everyone who thought this was hilarious, but I also like the message that it portrays to
would-be suitors! My girls aren't dating yet, but when they do, they will have this echoing in the back of their mind. No,I won't have my .308 @ arms length @ all times, nor will I have a nail gun loaded and ready at the front door, but the guys will know beyond a shadow of a doubt where my mind is @ all times, even when they're not around my girls,...big brother is watching, and so am I.
Thank you,
Barry

Posted by: Barry at March 30, 2006 05:49 PM

Thanks for this humorous material. You might want to add... When it comes to my daughters safety, I am not afraid to go to jail.
Mark White


Mark White

Posted by: Mark White at April 5, 2006 09:56 AM

Mark, I'm with you. We might very well be cell mates. Hopefully a jury would acquit. Like OJ Simpson....oh, well maybe that's not the best analogy.

Anyway, when we don't trust the police and the courts to protect, people will do it themselves.

Best,
Jack

Posted by: Jack Yoest at April 5, 2006 10:16 AM

If you Google "Rules to Date my Daughter" you will find tons of pages. Some pages even contain a printable version. However, one thing that they don't contain is an author's name. It's nice to know who the author is.

Posted by: Rose DesRochers at June 26, 2006 12:54 PM

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